An Eastern European mail-order bride and her southern California husband clash in this dazzlingly satirical debut novel

“This comedy of errors is a page-turner, where a mail-order bride service, enough love triangles to boggle the mind, a stolen Egon Schiele painting, and a devastating fire lead the worlds of Santa Barbara and Chișinău to collide.” Los Angeles Review of Books

The Wife Who Wasn’t is full of totally believable characters with only enough of a caricatural touch to make them vivid. Ifland gets the Moldovans down and Santa Barbara too—I know these people. I read every page with pleasure.” —Andrei Codrescu


FICTION | May 18, 2021 | trade paperback original
price: $16.95 | 978-1-7345379-1-8 | 320 pages
5.5 x 8.25 | North America & Open Market

ABOUT THE BOOK

An exhilaratingly comical, crosscultural debut novel, The Wife Who Wasn’t brings together an eccentric community from the hills of Santa Barbara, California, and a family of Russians from Chișinău, the capital of Moldova. It starts in the late 1990s, after the fall of communism, and has at its center the mail-order marriage between a California man (Sammy) and a Russian woman (Tania) who comes to America, which engenders a series of hilarious cultural misunderstandings.

The novel’s four parts take place alternately in California and Moldova, and comprise short chapters whose point of view moves seamlessly between that of the omniscient narrator and that of various characters. Delivered in arresting prose, both realities―late 90s, bohemian/hipster California and postcommunist Moldova―thus come together from opposite points of view.

Above all, this novel is a comedy of manners that depicts the cultural (and personality) clash between Tania and Sammy, Anna (Sammy’s teenage daughter) and Irina, and Bill (Sammy’s neighbor) and Serioja (Tania’s brother). It is also a comedy of errors in the tradition of playful, multiple love triangles. The novel reaches a shocking climax involving a stolen Egon Schiele painting and alluding to the real history of East Mountain Drive, whose bohemian community was destroyed in the 2008 “Tea Fire.”

A literary tour de force and a rollicking satire of both suburban America and urban Eastern Europe, is a must for fans of Gary Schteyngart (The Russian Debutante's Handbook), Keith Gessen (A Terrible Country), and Lara Vapnyar (Divide Me By Zero).

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Alta Ifland was born in Romania, took part in the overthrow of its communist dictatorship, and emigrated to the United States in 1991. She holds a PhD in French and is a noted translator of several languages. Her books include the short story collection Elegy for a Fabulous World (2010 finalist for the Northern California Book Award in Fiction). She lives in Northern California.